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Moonshine's Typical day

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Moonshine stamped a paper and hand it back to the ugly tentacle thing before her.
"You're cleared for the 2$#@%^ Waiting room. Enjoy your stay in your specified afterlife." The tentacle thing moved away, and she sighed, her head falling to the table with a loud thunk.
"God please kill me"
"MOONIE!!! COME PLAY!" She groaned, great her day had just gotten so much better.
"Leave me alone Kai"
"Never! And call me SUPER RAINBOW POWAH SHIPPER"
"Leave me alone Kai" she repeated, raising her head to serve the next person in the line. The rainbow freak in question pouted, flying above her head and upside down at the same time.
"Oh! How's Rocky doing?" He immediately brightened. Moonshine pulled out said rock and chucked it right at rainbow freak, who caught it and glanced it over.
"You are such a good girlfriend, he's so clean and shiny!" Moonshine sighed, and stood up and glanced to the line and spoke in a monotone, but loud voice.
"Alright, listen up. The first person to get rid of this person floating above my head will get immediately processed." Taking a step back under cover, she gazed at rainbow freak as he was swamped by people.
"Hold on! I can't ship all of you at once! Oh wait! I got an idea. You all love-"He paused to fly higher into the air and summoned a rainbow behind him out of thin air.
"RAINBOWS!!!!" Suddenly rainbows sprouted from everywhere and the entire mob, mesmerised from the rainbows became placid and compliant and-
"Hey! Where'd Moonie go?" Moonshine had taken the moment to get out of there. Screw work, she was not staying in there with that freak.
"Moonie" she froze and turned to see upside down rainbow freaking looking at her slightly serious, for someone of his personality.
"Why don't you like me?" Moonshine raised an eyebrow, had this freak actually noticed.
"Actually, I don't not like you I-" she was cut off before she could put her absolute seething hate into the sentence.
"YAYAYAYAYY" shouted the rainbow freak, rainbows sprouting everywhere and seeming to swallow Moonshine like a tidal wave. As she finally washed up near her home she layed there, mentally exhausted and sighed.
"One day down, 8293517293.3 to go"
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